October 9th, 2008 
admin Amazon's Bestselling Coffee Makers
is this as funny as my last joke?
THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS INVITED OUT WITH THE GIRLS. I TOLD MY HUSBAND I WOULD BE HOME BY MIDNIGHT. WELL HOURS PASSED AND THE VODKA AND COKE'S SLIPPED DOWN EASY. AROUND 3AM I HEADED BACK HOME. JUST AS I GOT IN THE DOOR THE CUCKOO CLOCK IN THE HALLWAY CUCKOOED 3 TIMES. QUICKLY REALISING MY HUSBAND WOULD WAKE UP I CUCKOOED ANOTHER 9 TIMES. THAT WAY HE WOULD THINK IT WAS 12 OCLOCK.
THE NEXT MORNING MU HUSBAND ASKED ME WHAT TIME I GOT IN, MIDNIGHT I SAID
HE DIDN'T SEEM PIS.S.ED OFF AT ALL/ PHEW GOT AWAY WITH THAT ONE
THEN HE SAID
WE NEED A NEW CUCKOO CLOCK
WHY'S THAT
WELL LAST NIGHT OUR CLOCK CUCKOOED 3 TIMES THEN SAID SH.I.T
CUCKOOED 4 MORE TIMES THEN CLEARED ITS THROAT
CUCKOOED ANOTHER 3 TIMES AND GIGGLED
CUCKOOED TWICE MORE AND TRIPPED OVER THE COFFEE TABLE AND FARTED.........
ha ha ha ha ha imagine if that actually happened ah ha thats brilliant
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Coffee Candy Chews Bag 13.2 Ounces (376 Grams) $9.95 Between cups of brewed gourmet coffee, you can enjoy the essence of our premium beans with our coffee candy chews. While the majority of coffee candies are artificially flavored, we use only the |
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Dark Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans Canister 7 Ounces (200 Grams) $9.95 Both coffee and cacao beans have a long history in Costa Rica. Hundreds of years ago cacao beans were first used as currency by indigenous tribes. Before the introduction of coffee in the early 1700s, |
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Dark Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans Bag 6 Ounces (170 Grams) $9.95 Both coffee and cacao beans have a long history in Costa Rica. Hundreds of years ago cacao beans were first used as currency by indigenous tribes. Before the introduction of coffee in the early 1700s, |
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French Coffee Press 3 Cup French Press Chrome $16.99 Like many of the best inventions, the French Coffee Press seems to have resulted from an accident. Legend has it that around the mid 1800s, the serendipitous incident happened on a hillside when |
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Teatime Table Clock - Pattern 175A |
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1433-175A Features: -Teatime clock.-Stoneware material.-Available in 175A design.-Made in Poland. Dimensions: -Overall dimensions: 4'' H x 10'' W x 12'' D. Collection: -Traditional collection. |
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Teatime Table Clock - Pattern 41A |
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1433-41A Features: -Teatime clock. -Traditional collection. -Stoneware material. -Available in 41A design. -Overall dimensions: 4'' H x 10'' W x 12'' D. -Made in Poland. |
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Teatime Table Clock - Pattern DU1 |
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1433-DU1 Features: -Teatime clock. -Traditional collection. -Stoneware material. -Available in DU1 design. -Overall dimensions: 4'' H x 10'' W x 12'' D. -Made in Poland. |
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Organ Duets From Winchester Cathedral List Price: $19.98 Sale Price: $17.97 Used From: $17.96 |
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Uttermost Jareth Coffee Bronze Floor Lamp List Price: $489.99 Sale Price: $313.40 |
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Finished in a warm coffee bronze with a matte black foot, the graceful curves in the base of this floor lamp are echoed in its decorative finial. The rectangular hardback shade is a silken chocolate fabric with natural slubbing, which adds a lovely texture... |
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Wallmonkeys Peel and Stick Wall Decals - Coffe Break - Removable Graphic |
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WallMonkeys wall graphics are printed on the highest quality re-positionable, self-adhesive fabric paper. Each order is printed in-house and on-demand. WallMonkeys uses premium materials & state-of-the-art production technologies... |
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Uttermost 32-3/4-Inch Tall Rory Ivory Table Lamp List Price: $342.00 Sale Price: $240.80 |
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Beautifully finished in an ivory glaze over porcelain, with coffee bronze details, this lovely and simple table lamp will warm up your home. A rectangular, silken, golden champagne crushed fabric shade softens the look while a coffee bronze finial sits atop... |
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Intermatic TB121C Digital Tabletop Lamp and Appliance Timer List Price: $11.99 |
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The Intermatic digital table top lamp and appliance timer provides comfort and convenience around the home. It offers two on/off settings, controlling lamps (including fluorescents), TVs, stereos and appliances... |
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